| first, beat the shit out of everyone involved for touching my Z. 2nd, beat them again for filling my car with marshmellows. Beat them again if any of them left stains. 3rd, beat them after i got the spare key back... 4th, put my roomate in the hospital for allowing that shit to happen. 5th, beat them again because they moved my car to a spot that i didn't like in the first place. 6th, fresh beating for thinking they're worthy enough to drive a Z... most people aren't worthy enough to look at it let alone drive it. 7th, yet another beating... this one is just for good measure and to make sure they NEVER think of this again... someone once sat on my driver side fender after i had just spent 4 hours waxing and detailing the car... they made out with 3 lost teeth, a broken jaw, and a lawsuit for scratching the paint. yea, i'm a bit unbalanced... but i drive a Z so it's all good. :)
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"..if it doesn't fit, i'll make it fit..." Ted ;) "I may not go down in history, but i'll go down on your sister." <~~ new favorite saying Betta back up on tha Geo tip son, I've busted caps for less. (n/m) - BigTDogg 18:34:59 10/08/02 Attach chain, mail to Wagz. He'll send you a check for $2K. (n/m) - Kenny (9 psi TT + NA) 18:05:44 01/21/03 "-its not exactly the most eloquent modification - borders on barbaric..." - AshsZ (FABio) 23:07:43 02/06/03
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